Tag: humor
member name: Pamela G.
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September 07, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
But I did enjoy it. One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting . . . more
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September 10, 2006 06:24 PM EDT --
When my sons were much younger we had a bunch of chickens. Molly, pictured, was our first. After that we got them a few more for Easter the following year.
At one point we started having problems with . . . more
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September 18, 2006 11:43 PM EDT --
There once was a girl named Pam
Who opened up a lage can of Spam
She stuck in her thumb
And pulled out some gum
And said "What the $%#$ is this doing in the can?"
Okay, how about . . . more
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November 27, 2006 05:15 PM EST --
Well, Ken did it again. Yes, he stuck his size 9 in his mouth again.
Sunday we had a very nice afternoon. We took a drive to Peddler's Villlage in Lahaska, Pennsylvania. It's . . . more
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October 24, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
Cat Litter Cake
With Halloween next week, here's a recipe that's sure to add some moans and groans, and plenty of laughter. At least once everyone is over the shock.
Purchase a new cat litter . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:21 AM EST --
I decided to make Ken for a treat for some pecan turtles after his surgery. I wanted to surprise him. But I never made them before. Still armed with a Paula Deen recipe I felt . . . more
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November 21, 2006 11:11 PM EST --
Okay, I will be very embarrassed if you men are reading this, but after my post about droopy pants the teen boys wear, a few of the women reminded me of some of the things we wore as teens. And one . . . more
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August 23, 2006 05:22 PM EDT --
On a bright sunny day, a lumberjack saw a beautiful princess trying to remove a giant tree stump from the ground. Thinking this was his chance to show off his great physique and maybe score a couple of . . . more
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September 10, 2006 06:20 PM EDT --
Once a long time ago we had a dog we named Penny. She was part basset hound and part beagle. She was a friendly dog, and loved my sons. We weren't the best of pet owners, training wasn't our strong . . . more
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October 09, 2006 10:10 PM EDT --
Okay, what I said wasn't that bad. It wasn't meant to be bad. Hope no one takes it that way.
You see, I teach our pre-school Sunday School class. Our mascot is a stuffed dog . . . more
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October 13, 2006 11:34 AM EDT --
For some reason this morning I had a funny memory of my younger son. However, it wasn't exactly funny then. I wanted to share it. I hope you have a good laugh.
You see my sons, Bradley . . . more
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October 16, 2006 10:52 PM EDT --
I can't remember how old my younger son, Billy, was when he first started selling cards. He did it because he wanted to go to summer camp and knew I couldn't afford to pay the entire cost. So, . . . more
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November 22, 2006 11:20 PM EST --
I admit sometimes I do some silly things. One Thanksgiving I outdid myself. I worked since early in the morning, trying to prepare a wonderful meal. Then as the food cooked, I even took . . . more
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November 13, 2006 12:23 AM EST --
This morning's Sunday school lesson for my pre-school class was about families and love. We've been on the love theme for several weeks, and I think it will be a perfect build up for the . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:44 PM EST --
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 . . . more
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September 29, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
I guess the passage of time has caused me to forget how quickly children learn things. I have been reminded of this quite often when my granddaughter picks up on something I have said. Sometimes I make . . . more
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November 21, 2006 11:37 PM EST --
When my mother-in-law was going through a period of great depression, my father-in-law bought her a 9mm hand gun.
My jaw dropped when I heard. I felt a gun was the last thing you give someone who . . . more
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November 27, 2006 09:33 PM EST --
Grandma calls up her grandson, who lives in another state, and says that she and Grandpa are getting a divorce after fifty years of marriage.
Frantic, the grandson calls his sister, who lives in . . . more
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August 23, 2006 09:32 AM EDT --
I don't know when I started to suspect something was going on. Definitely, after I awoke one night and heard my husband sighing another woman's name. And unlike his usual mouth wide open snore, . . . more
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September 18, 2006 11:28 PM EDT --
Please try not to get too upset by this story. I'm trying to muster some humor when writing it.
There should be a day titled Lonely Grandparents Day. It should be dedicated to those grandparents . . . more
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